Welcome to Laser Kittens! The home of… well… you get the idea.

This is my personal blog. I typically write about technology, programming, cyber security (especially digital forensics and incident response, i.e., "DFIR"), reverse engineering, and whatever else I feel like sharing publicly.

All my opinions are belong to me. They're too ridiculous to belong to anyone else.

If you see a dude wearing this t-shirt, it might be me.

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What does your blog's tagline mean?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Who are you?

That’s a complicated question, but my name is Dan.

How do I contact you?

You can email me at dan at this domain (i.e., laserkittens dot com).

Why did you write your email address that way?

Unfortunately, the Internet is filled with trolls who scour websites looking for email addresses to send spam to. This thwarts the majority of them from harvesting my email address. It also stymies people who can’t figure out how to swap “@” for “at” and “.” for “dot”, but I’m not sure that’s a bad thing.

Can I consider your writings to constitute advice or the opinion(s) of your employer?

NO! The opinions expressed on this blog are solely those of the author(s) —no one else's (e.g., not my employers'). Feel free to click on any links, but just know that I do not endorse, control, or promote third-party websites and I make no representations about their content. All data and information provided on this site is for informational purposes only. I make no representations as to accuracy, completeness, currentness, suitability, or validity of any information on this site and I will not be liable for any errors, omissions, or delays in this information or any losses, injuries, or damages arising from its display or use. All information is provided on an as-is basis.